Witchcraft

The rumours about me being a witch are merely that. I have never tried to summon Cthulhu, Mi-go, Shoggoth, Dagon, Azathoth or any number of Night-gaunts. I don't even know who any of them are.

I have not demanded cheese from Cthulhu or any other Elder gods, I have not been having secret liaisons with Shub-Niggurath behind Yog-Sothoth back in exchange for Ice Cream.

It is all rumour and speculation put out by the tabloid media to damage the repuation of Mr Rat.

These photos do not prove anything, that could be anyone in the photos!

Telling Cthulhu Mr Rats preferred cheese is Brie

Cthulhu questioning Mr Rats choice of cheese