Siege Warfare

Mr Rat acknowledges Siege Warfare is sometimes the only way to pry cheese out of someones paws. Not everyone deserves to have cheese and Mr Rat does not compare himself to Robin Hood, any comparison to Robin Hood is inconsequential.

Mr Rat does regularly engage in Siege Warfare and targets those with an abundance of cheese. He is no White Knight when it comes to redistributing the cheese.

Mr Rats policy towards cheese distribution is only once he has had his fill and has entered a higher state of cheese-phoria can those without cheese help themselves.

Mr Rat is constantly preparing for Siege Warfare to defend his own cheese supplies and to take from the despicable cheese hoarders.

Mr Rat also does not want to get caught unaware and loose his delicious stash of cheese to hungry dragons, again!

Mr Rat is aware the Trebuchet is the superior Siege weapon, but points out that the complexity of putting one together quickly and operating it safely, especially in the confines of his cheese lair prohibit the wider use of it when engaged in a siege.

Mr Rat has can tell you Trebuchets are dangerous - they they can launch a 90kg stone projectile over 300 meters. Mr Rat does not weigh 90kg. He was not impressed about having to catch a canoe, two buses and a taxi home when his build went wrong. Mr Rat categorically states that the Mr Rat shaped hole in the side of that boat could be anyone.

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt."